Buddy at 6.75

My Buddy amuses me daily.
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In the car, on the way to school - he informed me that my car is NOT a girl and he would be calling it a boy name (I always name my cars and they have all been female). "Mom, it's a boy. I can tell by his NUTS. And by nuts, I mean gaskets." Pretty sure he added that last part when he sensed my fatigue at yet another mention of male genitalia.

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I asked him today if he had thrown away his wrappers downstairs. "Yes, mom. ASK GOD. He will tell you that I did." Okay then.

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