She has refused to wear pants or shorts for the past year. Then today, "Mommy, I don't want to wear a skirt, I want shorts. I like shorts now!" I cut off a pair of jeans from winter, so she could wear shorts. I bought no shorts this year because last year she wouldn't wear them!
When I was dating her dad, he wrote me a letter outlining a few things I should know about him. He wrote that he is always contradicting himself.
I should've known what I was in for.
I do now.